Whenever I create one of these jaunty little round-up posts it always makes me want to do an inward sob over how much I wish someone would just drop me an email and be like oh hi there, can we send you every item on your wish list this month?
Plz just let us send you everything and maybe some Krispy Kreme doughnuts and some McDonald’s Diet Coke and hey hun do you need a manicure too and maybe a massage? And can we send you to the Maldives so you have somewhere cute to wear all the new clothes we’re sending you?
ALAS, NOPE.
‘Cos my bank balance does not want me to own any of these dreamy little delights. No really, it’s basically howling in pain, if a bank account could howl in pain.
I have a few things to remark – firstly that Warehouse are killing it. Like round of applause, you clever little pickles. Jolly good show. A little pricier than your usual H&M buy but corr, can we just appreciate that white midi bardot dress? Come. To. Mumma.
And also fucking stupid perfect Mango. That wrap dress at number one, that little palm tree tee that says hey pick me, I’d be a super cute and stylish companion on a long haul flight.
I’m tapping my fingers and waiting for some sort of extravagant summer sale to start.
As always, let me know if you huns snap up any of these little summer beaus.
