I don’t know about you guys but i’m about 93& over summer fashion.
I don’t want exotic prints and skorts and crop tops and playsuits and cork wedges, I want pastel coats and fine knit jumpers, breton tees and midi skirts, I want autumn fashion.
I’ve struggled with July’s wishlist because there’s just so many darn teeny tiny pieces out right now that only suit girls who eat grapefruits for breakfast and salmon for dinner, and not girls that spend £7.50 in McDonalds trialing and testing the new limited edition range on their own whilst hungover in Kensington.
I want pieces I can wear now and in October. Pieces that will skim over my love handles and make me look my age and not like an 18-year-old bulk buying for her first trip in Magaluf where she’s hoping to have a holiday sex pal that turns into a boyfriend.
Oh, and naturally I just stuck a pair of Sophia Webster heels at the top because they’re absolutely fucking perfect. And £410. I’m wearing them under my wedding dress when I get married.